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Corporate, Patron Circle, Executive, Director & Ambassador Members
Tue 28 Oct | 10am
Associate Members
Wed 29 Oct | 10am
Friend Members
Wed 29 Oct | 3pm (phone lines will stay open until 6.30pm)
Supporter Members
Thu 30 Oct | 10am
Groups 20+, Schools & Multibuy Priority (phone only)
Wed 05 Nov | 10am
General Public
Thu 06 Nov | 10am
Living in their tiny shed squeezed in amongst the garden tools, Mr and Mrs Chickweed’s amazing prize-winning vegetables have taken over everything! Before they retire, they can’t resist planting one last seed, try for one more champion vegetable and one more trophy!
But no one knew that a vegetable could grow bigger than the cat, bigger than the dog, bigger than you and me put together! It’s gigantic, it’s blocking out the light and it’s still growing!
Help save the day as we pull The Enormous Turnip out of the ground before it takes over the planet!
Stuff and Nonsense make inspiring shows for families. We unite creativity and imagination, so that children and adults can learn together and inspire each other. Our shows are co-created with children and incredible artists. We also teach, lead workshops, give schools resources and work with families to learn and make things.
Stuff and Nonsense have delighted over a quarter of a million people this decade alone.
Invest in your children’s imaginations: join us in the theatre and take playfulness home with you!
Important information
Tickets:
From: £12.00
Running time:
60 minutes
Age guideline:
Suitable for all the family (recommended for ages 3-10)
Relaxed – Wed 08 Apr 2026, 11am
BSL Interpreted – Sun 12 Apr 2026, 3pm
Find out more about the relaxed performance here.
Sensory notice & content warnings
Content information will become available for this production soon.
Please note – most of our productions feature flashing lights and loud sounds.
If you require this information prior to booking, please check back for updates or call our Box Office on 01752 267222.
Concession Information
Member Concession
Members (non-priority period)
5% off Price Band A on all performances
Members (priority period)
10% off Price Band A on all performances
Corporate Members
£6.00 off Price Band A on all performances
Groups & Schools Concession
Groups Concession (10-19)
£4.00 off Price Band A on all performances, +1 complimentary ticket for groups bookings of 20 or more. For 20+ tickets please email your requests to group.sales@theatreroyal.com
Schools Concession (10+)
£10.00 tickets on Price Band A–B on Mon–Fri performances between Tue 31 Mar–Thu 02 Apr, +1 complimentary teacher ticket for 10 pupils booked.
Multibuy Concession
Multibuy Members
3+ productions 15% off Price Band A on all performances.
5+ productions 25% off Price Band A on all performances.
Standard Multibuy (Non Members)
3+ productions 10% off Price Band A on all performances.
5+ productions 20% off Price Band A on all performances.
Family Rate
Earlybird Family Rate
Available on all Price Band A seats for all performances. Minimum of 2 tickets to qualify, maximum of 6 – party must contain at least 1 adult and 1 child under 16yrs. Valid until 31 Dec, 11.59pm.
Standard Family Rate
Available on all Price Band A–B seats for all performances. Minimum of 2 tickets to qualify, maximum of 6 – party must contain at least 1 adult and 1 child under 16yrs.
Subject to availability and may increase over time.
