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Corporate, Executive, Director & Ambassador Members
Mon 16 Jun | 10am
Associate Members
Wed 18 Jun | 10am
Friend Members
Fri 20 Jun | 10am
Supporter Members
Mon 23 Jun | 10am
Multibuy bookers (phone only)
Tue 24 Jun | 10am
Groups 20+ & Schools
Wed 25 Jun | 10am
General Public & Groups 10-19
Thu 26 Jun | 10am
Fun + filthy poems from someone who knows what they’re doing. If there were any justice he’d be Poet Laureate, or King.
After selling out shows across the country with JOY!, Luke Wright is back with a sticky-floored celebration of the ordinary. Here the poet conjures up a world of Tuesday lunchtimes and small town boozers in poems that burst with inventive language.
Forget your “best life”, come and live your worst. These are the kind of poems you can get drunk to, full of audacious rhymes, insane sonic trickery, and big-hearted storytelling. Expect loads of laughs, a few more coins in the swear jar, and a sore head in the morning.
★★★★★
“A streetwise panache that puts dusty laureates to shame and a sardonic comic verve to rival Stewart Lee.”
The Telegraph
★★★★★
“A winning combination of honesty, humour, ire and wonder. He is at the peak of his powers.”
The Stage
Important information
Tickets:
From: £12.00
Running time:
60 minutes
Age guideline:
14+
Sensory notice & content warnings
This performance contains some swearing and haze.
Further content information will become available for this production soon.
Please note – most of our productions feature flashing lights and loud sounds.
If you require this information prior to booking, please check back for updates or call our Box Office on 01752 267222.
Concession Information
Member Concession
Members (non-priority period)
5% off Price Band A on all performances
Members (priority period)
10% off Price Band A on all performances
Corporate Members
£4.00 off Price Band A on all performances
Groups & Schools Concession
Groups Concession (10-19)
£4.00 off Price Band A on all performances, +1 complimentary ticket for groups bookings of 20 or more. For 20+ tickets please email your requests to group.sales@theatreroyal.com
Schools Concession (10+)
£10.00 tickets on Price Band A–B on all performances, +1 complimentary teacher ticket for 10 pupils booked.
Multibuy Concession
Multibuy Members
3+ productions 15% off Price Band A on all performances.
5+ productions 25% off Price Band A on all performances.
Standard Multibuy (Non Members)
3+ productions 10% off Price Band A on all performances.
5+ productions 20% off Price Band A on all performances.
